RESET≠ASTRONAUTS

Track 5

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Tokyo Metropolis International Airport – Lobby

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Kaede

Looks like everyone’s here! Let’s do a quick roll call! Sakujiro-san, please start!

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Sakujiro

Isotake-kun.

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Akuta

Here!

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Sakujiro

Kinugawa-kun.

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Kiroku

…Here…

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Sakujiro

Nanamegi-kun.

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Nanaki

Here.

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Sakujiro

Kaguya-kun.

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Muneuji

Here.

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Sakujiro

Kurama-kun.

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Ushio

I really don’t see the point of you calling us out one by one. There’s only 5 of us, so you can tell just by looking?

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Sakujiro

Kurama-kun.

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Ushio

You obviously know I’m here…

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Sakujiro

Kurama-kuuuuuun.

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Ushio

C-Can you stop repeating my name!? This is literally public humiliation…!

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Muneuji

Uu-chan, you need to reply.

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Ushio

…Here!! Happy!?

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Sakujiro

Excellent, that was a truly magnificent response. All five Noon Team members are present and full of energy! We are now set to depart for Kagoshima.

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Kaede

By the way, once we get there, we’ll be taking a propeller plane from Kagoshima Airport to go to Tanegashima!

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Akuta

For reals~!? I thought we’d take a boat like how we got to Shodoshima last time!!

But you can’t say propeller planes without bringing up “Mission Possible”!1 Can’t wait to do me some out of this world Nathan2 level stunts~~~~~!

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Ushio

That was done with fighter jets, not propeller planes.

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Kaede

Yeah, those are two different things… Anyway, Akuta-kun, let’s calm down for a bit, okay?

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Akuta

No way I can stay calm, Teach! We’re about to experience a real dogfight!!

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Kiroku

Ah… Your nose, is bleeding…!

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Akuta

Fyhuh!? Hehe… I got too pumped up!

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Muneuji

Worry not. I thought this might happen, so I prepared nosebleed absorbent tissues in advance. Hold on, let me retrieve them from my suitcase.

*Muneuji unzips his suitcase*

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Nanaki

I didn’t know tissues made specifically for nosebleeds existed.

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Muneuji

This is hana jidome.3 Here, Isotake.

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Akuta

Thanks!

…Oh? Oh me oh my?

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Kiroku

…Amazing… The bleeding stopped, immediately…!

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Muneuji

Being prepared is one of my duties as a main host. They were being sold in a set of three for only ten dollars.

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Nanaki

…Wait, Muneuji. Isn’t that thing in your suitcase the toy Princess was holding at your house the other day?

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Muneuji

……

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Nanaki

I knew it, it’s that transceiver from before. Are you gonna be using it in Tanegashima?

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Muneuji

…Oh, yes.

(So that… I won’t repeat the regrets from that night—)

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Flashback

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…y …nd …ne …er… C… …ro …le…

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Muneuji

(Hm…? What is the transmission saying?)

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…y …land …hine …ver… Co… in… om… le…

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Muneuji

(There is a lot of static. However, it seems to be repeating the same message over and over again. What exactly does it contain?)

(Just a little more …)

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M… hom… shi… sil… ming… …fro …sele…

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Muneuji

Hom… homeland…

My homeland shines silver. Coming in from selee…?

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…………

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Muneuji

Oh…

(The voice disappeared… What in the world…?)

…I should have recorded it.

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Tokyo Metropolis International Airport – Lobby

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Muneuji

(I made numerous attempts after that to reconnect to the same channel, none of which went through.)

(This handmade transceiver should only be able to hold one recording at a time, but…)

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Nanaki

You know, Princess’s singing was really cute.

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Muneuji

Oh… yes, it was.

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Nanaki

Actually, I’ve been wanting to try my hand at writing a kids’ song. Do you think she’d sing it for me?

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Muneuji

She does like to sing. I am sure she would jump for joy if you composed one for her.

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Nanaki

Really? That’d be amazing. If you’re okay with it, could I listen to her sing again?

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Muneuji

…Of course.

(Let us put it to rest.)

(Both the recording that was once saved within this device, and the mysterious message from that night.)

(I should not overwrite what is currently recorded.)

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Ushio

*The plane takes off*

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Tanegashima – Hase Park

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Kaede

We’ve arrived at Hase Park! That was quite the journey, everyone. Now, what you see over there is—

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Akuta

Hm? What’s that big building?

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Muneuji

It is the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, aka JAXA’s, Tanegashima Space Centre.

*Shutter sounds*

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Ushio

*sigh* I’m tired… Can we go to the hotel already…?

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Kiroku

(He’s taking tons of photos… as usual…)

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Nanaki

That tower thing must be the launch pad. …The view around here is really nice.

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Sakujiro

Indeed. Surrounded by the boundless blue sea and mountains rich with life… This place is praised as the most beautiful space launch site in the world where nature coexists with science.

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Muneuji

It is a popular spot for watching a space launch, since you are able to hear the countdown.

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Kiroku

Yeah… I’ve seen it, on TV before…

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Kaede

If the launch doesn’t get delayed, we’ll be able to see it from here on the last day of the trip!

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Akuta

On the last day!? You can’t tell me to wait that long, Teach!

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Muneuji

Worry not, Isotake. We will be heading to the space centre first.

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Kaede

That’s right! We’ll make our way there next.

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Akuta

Bet! Then what are we waiting for~? Last one there is a rotten egg! I am SPEED!

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Nanaki

Wait, Akuta! Are you seriously planning to run all the way there!?

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Kaede

A-Akuta-kun, stop…! It’s almost 7 kilometres from here!

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Ushio

I mean it’d be pretty rude for us to stop him if that’s what he wants to do.

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Kiroku

B-But that’s reckless… even for, Isotake…!

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Sakujiro

Tanegashima is roughly the same size as HAMA, so the tourist spots are much more spread out than they seem.

It’s wonderful to have such energy, but if we wear ourselves out before the tour even begins, that would rather defeat the purpose, would it not? Let us take the rental car.

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Nanaki

AKUTAAA! COME BACK ALREADYYY…!

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Tanegashima – Space Centre

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Kaede

This is the cafeteria used by JAXA staff. It’s open to the public, but make sure to follow the rules while you eat.

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Muneuji

So this is the rumoured rocket curry.

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Kiroku

So cute… There are, star-shaped, toppings… and the rice, looks like a, rocket…

*Shutter sounds*

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Ushio

(It at least looks good, but I doubt it’d be spicy…)

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Nanaki

Even if we’re not like Mr. Burst-Shutter over there, let’s take a pic for memory’s sake.

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Kiroku

Good, idea…!

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Akuta

Time for my long awaited blast off to curry land~ *NOM*!

…Bussin’! It might be ‘cause I’m starved, but this slaps!

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Ushio

One of us doesn’t even care to appreciate the presentation.

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Sakujiro

Curry is space, and space is curry. Perhaps we are nothing more than a tiny existence among the grand scheme of this curry cosmos.

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Muneuji

Agreed, I feel as if I have taken another step into understanding the mysteries of the universe.

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Kaede

You actually get what he was saying…?

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Muneuji

I was just joking. Although, I found the bus tour around the space centre to be a wondrous experience.

I never would have thought we would be able to approach the launch pad despite it being a restricted area.

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Ushio

I didn’t think it would be that big, at least not from when we saw it in the park.

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Akuta

The hangar was also insanely huge! I can’t believe they store rockets in there!!

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Muneuji

The proper name for it is the Vehicle Assembly Building. The door alone is Guinness-certified to measure sixty-seven meters in height and two point five meters in thickness.

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Kiroku

They said… it was, the gateway to space… It was, really cool…

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Nanaki

Speaking of cool, that platform that carries the rocket to the launch pad was awesome.

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Akuta

What was it called again!? Y’know, that big metal thing with all the tires!

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Kiroku

Was it… a dolly…?

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Akuta

Oh, that one! Thanks, Kiroku! I was too hyped looking at everything, I barely remembered the names.

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Kiroku

Me too… When the guide, asked… if we had, any questions… I was, too excited… to think of, anything…

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Ushio

Oh yeah, Panda had one. Though it was so redundant, like, who asks, “Does the grass around the launch pad get burnt during blast off?”

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Nanaki

Shut up. They said they spray water before launch, okay?

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Akuta

They also told us how the fire used to spread all the way to the mountains! That’s actually so insane…!

But no, like, you for real can’t have a space movie without rocket fire, flying meteorites, and a big, bad black hole.

The inspiration… is here…! A big galactical invasion by aliens… the Earth goes extinct… space battleships… terraforming… *pant pant*…!

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Ushio

I thought you only had $300 for your budget…?

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Sakujiro

Fufu, everyone’s eyes are sparkling even more than usual… This is truly rewarding as an educator. Don’t you think so, Chief?

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Kaede

This rocket curry is delicious, but I’m also excited to try out the space curry!

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Sakujiro

Space curry?

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Kaede

You didn’t buy any of the space food from the museum shop? I grabbed everything I could, space eel, space mochi, you name it!

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Sakujiro

…It seems that the children are not the only ones who are captivated by space. Oh my, how wonderful.

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Kaede

I-I wasn’t just buying souvenirs. Didn’t you also enjoy the exhibits at the Space Science and Technology Museum?4

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Sakujiro

Oh, I suppose I did.

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Kaede

After all, Tanegashima is a place that brings together the very best of science and technology, where you can learn all about space and astronauts! I wish more people could experience this.

There were so many interactive exhibits, and tons of families visiting with little kids too…

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Akuta

Oh yeah! When I went to the experiment module,5 there were kids in there pretending to do stuff, like, giving out commands and all that.

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Kaede

Ahaha, sounds like you both got the full astronaut experience.

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Akuta

Yeah! A bunch of them wanted to become astronauts too, kinda like Muneuji! And of course, I told them their dreams were guaranteed to come true!

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Muneuji

…Is that so.

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Ushio

Muu-chan, you spent most of the time looking at the moon exhibits, right?

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Muneuji

Yes. The way they explained the process of going to the moon was very intriguing, and the blueprint for the lunar orbiter spacecraft was also very eye-opening.

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Nanaki

KAGUYA, right? That’s the name of the satellite they used to learn about the moon.

Weren’t there also satellites called OKINA and OUNA6 that were exploring with it?

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Muneuji

Yes, the main orbiter KAGUYA was accompanied by two small satellites. The relay satellite was called OKINA while the VLBI satellite was OUNA.

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Kiroku

…That’s just like… The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter…

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Akuta

Oh yeah, I asked oomf about that story once.

They said that some people believe that Princess Kaguya was an alien ‘cause she came from the moon!

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Nanaki

Haha, what are you even blabbering about?

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Akuta

Like, she committed some kinda crime on the moon and got exiled to Earth to repent, but then her crimes were pardoned and so she went back to her homeland!

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Ushio

Imagine being from the moon, as if.

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Nanaki

The exhibit also said that the moon has been fully explored. But I kinda dig the idea of there being people on the moon.

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Akuta

Tsk tsk tsk… Just between us, there’s actually an underground city on the moon.

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Muneuji

An underground city…?

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Akuta

Yeah, apparently it was leaked by someone in NASA before! So it’s like genuinely for real!

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Kiroku

…Classified information, leaked…

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Ushio

That sounds so stupid… I came all the way to a cutting-edge scientific research facility in Tanegashima just to hear about some stupid conspiracy theory.

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Akuta

Hey, you don’t know that! It could be real!!

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Kaede

That’s the thing with space. The more you learn, the more mysteries you realize are still out there. So maybe… it’s not entirely impossible?

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Kiroku

That’s what makes… space, so fascinating.

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Kaede

Well, we could probably talk all day, but I think we should head to our next location.

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Muneuji

Oh, do we have to leave already?

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Sakujiro

Time really does fly when you’re chatting with good company. I trust everyone’s stomach is satisfied?

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Muneuji

We ended our tour of the space centre replenishing both our physical and mental strength. Now we will have no problems going about our afternoon.

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Sakujiro

Then, shall we head off to help with the Space Art Light Festival?

  1. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015).

  2. Pseudonym for the protagonist, Ethan Hunt, played by Tom Cruise.

  3. The meaning of the word hana jidome is nosebleed stopper. While items similar to what Muneuji describes exist, this is not a parody of any real world medicine/tissue brands. However, as this is something most likely sold in a drug store, it was tl'd to suit how Japanese medicine are usually.

  4. The Space Science and Technology Museum is located within Tanegashima Space Centre, showcasing various aspects of space development, including rockets, satellites, and international space station projects, along with life-sized models and interactive exhibits.

  5. Akuta is talking about the Japanese Experiment Module Kibo for the International Space Station. It is an exhibit at the Tanegashima Space Centre: https://global.jaxa.jp/about/centers/tnsc/index.html.

  6. Okina and Ouna are the names of the elderly couple that adopted Princess Kaguya in The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.

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jelly, xiixiv
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