Aiming To Be The Ultimate Cornerman

Part 2

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HAMA Asunaro High School – Community Improvement Clubroom

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Kiroku

You want, me… to be, your, cornerman…?

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Akuta

Yar! ‘Cuz like, you’re pretty good at taking care of people, and plus, don’t you wanna surpass the legend? Like, you could be Conner Corner Corner! You’d cover the entire ring!

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Kiroku

(I think we’re missing a corner for that…)

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Akuta

Besides, I kinda wanna try having a cornerman, so it’d be like killing two birds with one stone.

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Kiroku

Um…

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Muneuji

Greetings. What were you two talking about?

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Akuta

Oh, Muneuji! Glad you asked, y’see—

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Muneuji

…I see, a cornerman. So in other words, a caretaker.

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Akuta

Well, I guess supposedly, maybe so, sure, you could say that!

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Kiroku

I want… to try… but, I’m not, sure, what I would, do exactly… Besides… is there, even anything, I can… do?

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Muneuji

From what I understand, I believe that you are very well up to the task. However, I do agree that the job specifics are rather vague.

Speaking in broad strokes, if we compare it to a caretaker, perhaps one of your responsibilities could be making sure that Isotake wakes up in time for school…

Or if he is hit with a spark of inspiration, you could supply him with the necessary writing materials to jot it down… or perhaps even brew him a cup of tea while he is mid-brainstorming to keep him invigorated…

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Akuta

Oooh, I like the sound of all of that! Yes please!

And if I’m ever in a slump, you could gimme a good slap on the back to get me outta it!

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Kiroku

A slap, on the back…

…I think… I can, do that…

HAMA House – Snake Room

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Kiroku

Isotake… it’s time, to wake up.

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Akuta

Nrggg, nyam nyam.

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Kiroku

(He’s not waking up… At this rate he’ll be late…)

(…Oh yeah. He should wake up if I wipe his face with a cold towel, and this way…)

*Kiroku wipes Akuta*

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Akuta

Uhwah!? Thash cold!!

…Wait. Did you do that to wake me up AND wash my face at the same time!?

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Kiroku

…Yup. Like you said, killing, two birds, with one, stone.

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Akuta

Ayyyy, that’s big brained. Thanks for the spot, Kiroku!

HAMA House – Changing Room

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Akuta

Phew~ that bath was so peak it got me singiiiiiiing~

…Oh crap, I forgot to bring my towel. Erm, Boss, could’ja lend me—

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Kiroku

…Isotake, here…!

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Akuta

Whoaaaaa, you got me my towel!? Always keeping it real, Kiroku my man! Thanks for the spot!

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Kiroku

…No problem. I also brought, some milk, for you to drink…

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Ryui

HAMA House – Living Room

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Akuta

Alrighty, which movie should we watch today~

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Kiroku

I brought, the popcorn… and coke.

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Akuta

Ayyyyy, talk about perfect timing!

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Kiroku

I also… prepared, a notebook, and pen, for when you, get a… jolt, of inspiration. Oh, and also, some hana jidome.1

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Toi

Hehe, Kiro-chan is so nice.

(Hm?)

Ani-sama, are you okay? You’re making a really scary face.

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Ryui

…Don’t you think it’s kinda weird?

All I see these days is Kiro doin’ Isotake’s shit for him. That fucker better not be treatin’ him like some gopher.

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Toi

Oh, I think it’s because Kiro-chan is acting as Akuta-kun’s corner—

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Ryui

*Ryui walks off*

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Toi

Ani-sama? Where are you going…?

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Ryui

To end that orange bastard.

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Toi

Kyuuuun!! Ani-sama looks so cool when he’s mad…

…Wait, no hwaaa!?

(O-O-Oh goodness, this is bad! Kiro-chan did too good of a job that Ani-sama got the wrong idea!)

(Akuta-kun, run away while you can~~~~!)

*Ryui closes in on Akuta*

  1. A brand of medicine in the 18 TRIP universe that first appeared in Reset≠Astronaut. The meaning of the word hana jidome is nosebleed stopper.

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