An Unexpected Intruder

Part 1

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HAMA House – Horse room

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Ushio

(Ahh, you really can’t go wrong with checking online stores after a doujin convention.)1

(Even if it gets sold out at the event, they’ll usually take restock requests2 if you’re quick to ask.)

(But thank god I was able to get a copy of that popular new release.)

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Muneuji

Uu-chan, you are back.

…By the looks of it you picked up some nice things this time as well.

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Ushio

Yeah. I was able to get both my favourite circle’s3 print collection4 and those new releases I bookmarked.

But my haul’s too big, I don’t know where to start reading from.

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Muneuji

Indeed, it covers the entire floor.

However… are these books as cheap as they are thin? I worry for your wallet if you are buying this much on a regular basis—

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Akuta

Knock, knock, comin’ in~! Guys, I have a favour to ask!

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Muneuji

Isotake.

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Ushio

Wha…

(Fuck… I need to hide these, quick!) *rushes away*

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Akuta

Woah, why’s Ushio poking out from under the bed? Is this a new sport, or something!?

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Muneuji

Hm, oh, yes. It is a game that was conceived, right here in this room.

(M-Muu-chan, I’m glad you’re trying to help, but no way he’s gonna believe that…!)

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Akuta

Then, y’mean this might become a holy land for sports pilgrims one day? That’s hella lit!!

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Muneuji

…Anyways, what was this about a favour?

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Akuta

Ah, right, right, my homework!

So y’know the stuff that’s due tomorrow~... I'm so lost. Like, genuinely, the only thing I’m confident about is my name.

So please!! Teach your bestie-buddy-friend-pal under the same roof how to do it!! Or at least let me copy!!

*approaches Ushio* Anything for a friend in need, right!? Please!?

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Ushio

Gah, dyon… don’t look this way!

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Akuta

Hmm? Did you try to hide something just now? Like a book?

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Ushio

…I’m just cleaning under the bed.

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Akuta

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm? Cleaning?

Something under a bed… a sussy book…

AHHH!!!! D-Don’t tell me, y-you have one of those!? How could you bring something so raunchy here…!

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Ushio

(Ugh, I can’t even deny him…)

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Akuta

And it’s not just one either…! Ushio, you pervert… And you read those with Muneuji everyday?

…L-Let me…

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Ushio

OI, STOP, DON’T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER STEP! IT’S DEFINITELY NOT WHAT YOU’RE IMAGINING…

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Muneuji

More importantly, what about your homework? The day is almost over.

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Akuta

Ah! You’re right! Almost lost to my inner demons just now…

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Ushio

…Try taking a page out of Muu-chan’s book while you’re at it.

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Muneuji

That might be a bit difficult… but I can help you with homework as long as I understand it. We can work in the living room, so bring your things over.

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Akuta

For real!? You’re a G, Muneuji, sir! Lord! God! Maybe the real homework was the friends we made along the way!

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Muneuji

Then let us get going. Uu-chan, good luck with organizing.

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Ushio

*sigh*.

…Living in the dorms is hard.

  1. Japan usually has conventions where artists sell doujinshis (fan comics and novels) of either original stories, or a fan-canon of a popular game, anime, or work.

  2. Artists normally sell doujins through online stores, or at conventions. If a particular doujin is sold out online, you can normally make a “restock request” for the work (this works the same way as small businesses on instagram, etsy, etc.).

  3. A (doujin) circle is a pen name for a fan creator of a work. It can be both an individual, or a group of people collaborating together.

  4. A collection of works by the circle.

Translation
jelly
Proofreading
niri, aca
QA