Part 1

Let’s see~… So if they come out from this angle, this camera will show…

Camera 1, face POV, camera 2, side POV, and camera 3’ll follow up from diagonally below. It’ll close in like that… so a bit higher? Like, have it hover around here?

(Isotake’s sticking something to the back of the stairs, looks like he’s rummaging around and stuffing something… The fuck’s he doing?)

(Whatever… It’s probably something stupid anyways, I’ll just leave him alone. I’m gonna chill on the couch and watch some TV where I can get some peace and quiet.)

(…Huh? The fuck was that?)

*shook*…

……

… Pft…

*is so done*…

Pft, PWAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

…

HAHAHAHAHA! R-Ryui-san sat on it! I’m dying, my tummy, it hurts~~~ my sides are splitting~~~!

You’re dead the moment you stop laughing.

Whoa, your face right now is crazy scary! Sorry, man!

But like, this was actually supposed to be for an Ev3ns prank video. Like, there’s a lot of small props and cameras set up everywhere right~?

Oh.

And then R-Ryui-san sat on the whoopee cushion…

Pfft… Too bad the cameras weren’t rolling yet~!

Listen, I’m not against you doing pranks, but this is preschool shit! I’m saying this ‘cause I ain’t a kid like you!

…Geez…

Generally speaking, farting sounds and all that isn’t something to be embarrassed about. Don’t make fun of people’s bodily functions.

You don’t see people getting ostracized for fucking farting, do you? That’s where your problem lies, got it?

……

Got it?

Th… THAT’S SO DOPE.

Wha-?

Ryui-san… no, BOSS, I’m sorry. I was wrong. It was childish of me to laugh at farting sounds.

So please, take me under your wing!

H-Huuuh…?