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GYUUUUUUU~~~!! NANAMEGI-KUUUUUN, KURAMA-KUUUUUUN!!

What’s up, Club Prez?

You’re whimpering like a dog.

Lend me your wisdom, please!

Is this regarding D-Club?

Hm? So you guys got the A-OK from the committee?

Let me explain! It was decided that our D-BATTLE club, aka the D-Club, would be allowed to continue activities after that fiery display.

However!! The teachers insisted we change the current D-BATTLE system to make it more school-friendly!!

I see. What sorts of changes took place?

Well, we have to have a 5 minute break after each round for the AI to add some censorship…

Lame.

And also bleep out a set of banned vocabulary. However, that means the audience is only hearing about 20% of what’s actually being said…!

So that’s why D-BATTLE is flopping…

(If it’s not too aggressive… Maybe I could participate…?)

And that brings me to you two…

Nanamegi-kun and Kurama-kun, could I ask you to have a battle for me using posh language!?

Posh language…?

Yes! In other words… I want you to battle while speaking like aristocrats!!

Pft!?

There are also some potential battlers we are considering asking for this, for example, there’s this 2nd year aristocratic looking girl who—

I refuse to do it, so drop dead!!

Ahhh, no! You can’t say that, it’ll get bleeped out…

(Nanamegi got infected…)

Yeah, I don’t know what you were expecting, but no.

B-B-B-But!?

I understand the situation. Perhaps I could offer some insight on how to proceed.

Kaguya-kuuuuuuuuuun!! I am eternally grateful~~~~!!

*sigh* Muu-chan, you’re too nice…

But it’d be sick if we could get another legendary battle like the one you guys had!

Yeah… That battle, was amazing…

Urgh… Please don't bring that up… In the end, it was just a slugfest that ended with no winner…

[The time is currently 10 PM. Students are encouraged to log out promptly.]

Aaaaand that’s all she wrote!! In the end, both sides ended with 3.1415% D-LIFE remaining which meaaaaaaaaaaaaaans… IT’S A DRAAAAAAW!!

*huff, huff*… I know I said let’s have a slugfest, but…

*pant, pant*… Didn’t this drag on for too long…!?

You both, did great…

Nice fight! Let’s go meet up with Teach and the others.

Nanaki-kun, Ushio-kun! That match was incredible!

I can’t believe this many of you came… you adults have no life.

My little brothers, both of you worked hard. I’ll make you a refresher to charge yourselves later.

Your words carried passion beyond a mere fight. Thanks for showing me a good battle.

At your current level, it’ll be totes easy to pop off on D-Tongue Twisters.

D-Tongue Twisters?

Oh that! Sorry Ten-san, that’s reserved for those aiming for the pinnacle of the D-BATTLING world!

Everyone, please follow the younglings around you and log out ASAP!

Um, Chief!

Yeah?

Thanks for coming to watch. And also…

I think I finally understand what you said that day.

It’s great that you have a friend you can be completely honest with.

That’s great…! I’m sure Ushio-kun also feels the same way!

Huh? What?

Nothing!

Also, thanks, Mr. Saku-chan. Your advice really helped.

Please don’t mention it. Have you come to any revelations since then?

Hmm… I think you might be right about how there are people you can’t just simply label as someone you love or hate.

…But there are some people I’ll still hate even after getting to know them.

Fufufu…! How splendid!

Guess I can finally treat myself to a cup of coffee.

(Come to think of it, Mr. Saku-chan said the more you know someone, the more you’ll find things to love and hate about them…)

(Does that mean if I get to know more about Chief, I’ll start finding things about him that I hate…?)

…Huh?

Persistently bra- Gah, let me try again.

Persistently prattling, perpetually festering shatter poxES—!

Uh… Chief?

UWAH!? Nanaki-kun!?

Are you—

SHHH!! L-L-L-Let me explain!!

I kinda let it slip to Akuta-kun that I wanted to try D-BATTLING, so he said that I should start with some tongue twisters…!

I know it looks really stupid that a grown adult like me is doing something like this…! S-So please don’t think any less of me…

…

(…Ch…)

(Chief is sooo cute! I can’t believe I really thought I’d find something to hate about him! Now I wanna learn more, everything, even down to his red flags…)

Anyways… C-Could you maybe just… pretend you didn’t see any of that?

Coming through. I’d really appreciate it if you could stop hogging the refrigerator and do your soap opera somewhere else.

Oh, Ushio-kun! Sorry!

Is it really that hard to let people have a normal conversation without you acting like Mr. Party-Pooper about it?

That’s real funny coming from a walking germ-factory with nothing better to do than to mope around the kitchen.

…

Um, guys…?

Hm? I came to the kitchen to ask Uu-chan if he had any snacks on-hand…

But… looks like, they’re about, to battle…

Fight fight fight fight!

What? You think you can keep up just ‘cause you did a few battles? That’s cute, but you should stick to being fanbait.

Mind you, those “few battles” literally ended in a draw, so what does that make you? Just stick baking if you can’t cook up a decent comeback.

Alright! Here’s to a clean fight, get ready to throw, say—

D-BATTLE, READYYYYY GOOOO!!!