Fishing the Cat Out of the Helmet!

Part 1

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HAMA Asunaro High School – Roof

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Muneuji

Done… Thank you for the meal.

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Ushio

The cafeteria was crazy crowded today, coming up here to eat was smart.

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Muneuji

Agreed. The weather is also lovely and the breeze feels wonderful.

The bell will ring soon. I will go retrieve my helmet, it should have finished air drying by now…

Oh my…!

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Ushio

What happened?

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Muneuji

There is… a cat sleeping inside my helmet.

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Helmet Cat

Zzzzya… Zzzzya…

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Ushio

Wow, you weren’t kidding. I’ve seen them in stuff like pots or cardboard boxes in cat videos before, but this is a first…

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Muneuji

It looks very comfortable… It would be improper of me to wake it.

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Ushio

So you're just gonna take it to class like that?

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Muneuji

There is no other choice.

HAMA Asunaro High School – Hallway

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Muneuji

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Student A

O-Oi. Did we always have a beauty like that here…?

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Student B

That’s Kaguya, dude. It’s been a while since he’s shown his face like this though…

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Muneuji

(Everyone is staring…)

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Male member of Muneuji's Looks Could Kill

1 WHAT!? The princess hath put down his helmet…!? Comrades, ‘tis been 108 days since we last saw the heavenly face of our lord!

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Female member of Muneuji's Looks Could Kill

And what’s more, our lord holds a blessed cat within his arms… ‘tis a sight to behold, amen brothers, amen sisters, amen…

*Muneuji walks and people fall at his feet*

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Ushio

I’m used to it by now, but people seriously do just faint when you walk past… It’s like Moses parting the Red Sea.

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Muneuji

…This cat needs to come out quickly, or else…

  1. This is Muneuji's fanclub.
    The character uses words typical of samurai vassals, and considering Muneuji’s background and regular speech style, a decision was made to use some Old English.

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