Part 1

HAMA Asunaro High School – Roof
Done… Thank you for the meal.
The cafeteria was crazy crowded today, coming up here to eat was smart.
Agreed. The weather is also lovely and the breeze feels wonderful.
The bell will ring soon. I will go retrieve my helmet, it should have finished air drying by now…
Oh my…!
What happened?
There is… a cat sleeping inside my helmet.
Zzzzya… Zzzzya…
Wow, you weren’t kidding. I’ve seen them in stuff like pots or cardboard boxes in cat videos before, but this is a first…
It looks very comfortable… It would be improper of me to wake it.
So you're just gonna take it to class like that?
There is no other choice.
HAMA Asunaro High School – Hallway
…
O-Oi. Did we always have a beauty like that here…?
That’s Kaguya, dude. It’s been a while since he’s shown his face like this though…
(Everyone is staring…)
1 WHAT!? The princess hath put down his helmet…!? Comrades, ‘tis been 108 days since we last saw the heavenly face of our lord!
And what’s more, our lord holds a blessed cat within his arms… ‘tis a sight to behold, amen brothers, amen sisters, amen…
*Muneuji walks and people fall at his feet*
I’m used to it by now, but people seriously do just faint when you walk past… It’s like Moses parting the Red Sea.
…This cat needs to come out quickly, or else…

