God Helps Those Who Help Themselves

Part 2

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Shopping Mall

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Kaede

It’s… a coaster?

(It looks like a round, paper coaster. But something about the character on it kinda reminds me of Nanaki-kun…)

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Woman A

E-Excuse me…!

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Kaede

Ah… Hi, how can I help you?

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Woman A

If it’s alright, could you give Reito… um, that coaster to me, please? I’ll pay for your drink.

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Kaede

(It’s the person in front of the cafe earlier… Maybe they were aiming for this one specifically.)

Who’s Reito?

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Woman A

It’s the name of that character! …You don’t know Reito? Are you a newbie? In that case I don’t think you should have that, it might be better if I held on to it.

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Kaede

U-Uh…

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Ushio

Sorry, there were a lot of people…

!?

(It’s that ReiSho hag…!)

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Woman A

(It’s that ReiOu brat…!)

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Kaede

Is this character really popular?

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Woman A

Of course! *shows ita-bag*1

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Kaede

Wow, your bag is full of Reito-kun…?

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

They’re this year’s limited edition PatiCafe gacha badges. Reito has a high character tax so collecting these was like hell!

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Ushio

*muttering* …It’s not like your love for your oshi’s measured by how many goods you own.

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

Ahem! Reito is a character from a series called PatiBattle! and PatiBattle! is an unprecedented shonen manga about the fusion of sweet desserts and fiery battles.

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Kaede

I-I see…

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

It takes place in a super elite pastry school called Framboise where everything is determined through battles between patisserie-mates… You can think of it as the Sengoku period,2 but if they fought with desserts.

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Ushio

*scoffs* An unrealistic description explained by someone who’s obviously never baked before.

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

The protagonist is this super energetic boy called Shota who specializes in baked goods, and Reito, who specializes in chocolate, is a scholarship student that became Shota’s first rival… and everyone’s favourite character!

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Ushio

*from the side* Can ReiSho shippers with 0 reading comprehension keep his name out of their filthy mouths, please?

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Kaede

(Th-There’s sparks flying between them…!?)

Th-Thank you for the explanation…! I see, so he’s a character from a really popular series.

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

Exactly. That’s why you should give Reito to me…

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Kaede

Sorry, I can’t.

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

Huh!?

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Ushio

…!

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Kaede

(This might be the coaster Ushio-kun was trying to get…)

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PatiBattle-Obsessed Woman A

……Fine, whatever. As long as he’s in good hands.

*woman walks away*

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Kaede

…Phew~~! She came onto us so strongly! You looked like you knew her, was she an acquaintance of yours?

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Ushio

…You think I’d consider that ReiSho shipping fake-ass hag an acquaintance?

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Kaede

(Looks like they have some history…)

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Ushio

…I can help you get rid of that coaster, by the way.

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Kaede

Ah, yeah. You wanted this right?

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Ushio

!? I didn’t mean it like that, I just thought that since it’s a coaster from a series you don’t know, it’s basically trash—

*phone rings*

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Kaede

Sorry, it’s from Kafka, I gotta take this. Hi, yes—

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Ushio

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Kaede

So that cafe we went to earlier was a collaboration cafe for PatiBattle!

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Ushio

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Kaede

Reito-kun does seem like the popular type~. He has this gentle air about him and is pretty good-looking, too.

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Ushio

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Kaede

Did you also like the character called Ouji? His pudding shake was super good!

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Ushio

…Hey.

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Kaede

Hm?

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Ushio

I-I wouldn’t mind taking that coaster from earlier.

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Kaede

Huh…?

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Ushio

No, I mean… Don’t get me wrong, like, um…

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Kaede

Oops, I forgot! Sorry, here, take it!

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Ushio

…Wait.

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Kaede

You wanted Reito-kun’s coaster, right?

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Ushio

…Augh, hrhuhguha… huuuu…

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Kaede

(I’m glad he looks happy.)

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Ushio

…W-Well, since you hung out with me at the cafe this time, I guess I wouldn’t mind taking a request or two for any baked goods you feel like having.

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Kaede

You mean it? Haha, then I’ll look forward to eating what you make~!

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Ushio

Yeah, do that.

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Kaede

I will!

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Ushio

(What a weirdo… Well, whatever, I managed to get Reito’s coaster out of it…)

…Heh.

  1. A bag with a clear part meant to display merchandise of your oshi.

  2. Also known as the Warring States period (1467-1615 AD).

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