Never Back Down, Never What!!

Part 2

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Indoor Ski Slope

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Akuta

Quick on the uptake…? I just fell on my butt…?

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Nanaki

When you fall backwards, maintaining a low posture while falling on your butt is the best way to prevent getting injured.

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Kinari

Isotake-sama was able to accomplish that on his first try. How marvelous.

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Akuta

AH…! So what you’re saying is a genius in falls equals a genius in getting better, yeah!?

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Nanaki

Well, you’re a genius in positivity, at least that’s for sure.

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Kinari

Theoretically speaking, your reasoning is correct as the more attempts you make the closer you will come to succeeding.

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Akuta

Bet~! Then from now on I’mma make a ton of falls and go super speedy~~~!!

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Akuta

Graaaaahhh~~!!

*Akuta slides down and falls*

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Nanaki

Akuta, look where you want to go, not at your feet!

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Akuta

Hyaaaaah~~~!!

*Akuta slides down and falls*

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Kinari

Isotake-sama, your balance is unstable. Please take care to put your weight in the direction you wish to proceed in.

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Akuta

HUUUUUUUUU!!

*Akuta slides down and falls*

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Nanaki

Match your speed and timing!

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Akuta

UWAHHHHHH!!

*Akuta slides down and falls*

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Akuta

*pant* *pant* *pant*

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Nanaki

I know you’re a stamina freak, but do you want to take a break?

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Akuta

Nah, we’re just getting started. I'mma be that guy that keeps falling on this slope until I become cracked at it.

Kinari-san, record all of this 'cause someday they could also become legendary rare footage!

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Kinari

Understood, there is no problem in that regard. However—

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Akuta

*nosebleed* I’mma go another round!

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Kinari

Before that, we should stop your nosebleed, Isotake-sama.

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Nanaki

You’re gonna dye this place red like that…!

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Akuta

Here we go!

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Kinari

Isotake-sama is able to go down blue slopes1 with a gradient of 25 per cent now.

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Nanaki

Wow… in such a short time, and even with tissue stuffed in both nostrils…

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Akuta

—Alright, I think it’s about time boys… to try that insanely wicked trick from the video—

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Nanaki

! He plans to add a jump next!

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Akuta

I’ll jump and then switch 180 in the air, a frontside 180…!2

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Kinari

Camera, ready.

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Akuta

Remember all the special training you’ve done until now—

(Line of sight, posture, weight, sharks, speed, rhinos, timing, and most importantly, I’m an ultra genius…!)

Now!

*Akuta makes an ollie*

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Akuta

(Great, now just—)

…gh!

*Akuta falls*

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Nanaki

Akuta!

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Akuta

Pwah! Missed the landing…

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Kinari

Are you alright? From a quick scan, I am not detecting any injuries.

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Akuta

Nrrgg, I’m 100% not alright… At this rate, it’ll look like the snow shark’s biting my head off…

Arrrrgh~~!! I really thought I’d make the jump~~~

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Nanaki

Isn’t it too soon to be sad?

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Kinari

Indeed, I think so as well.

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Akuta

Huh?

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Kinari

Replaying footage.

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Akuta

!! Wait… I jumped? Me?

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Nanaki

Yeah. You did a super good switch.3

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Akuta

For real for real for real!? On god!?

~~~!! Hell yeah!!

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Nanaki

Sure the landing could have been better, but it’d be hard to believe today was your first time snowboarding.

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Kinari

Speaking of which, I believe there is a 51% chance of you succeeding the landing.

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Akuta

If it’s over half then we can pretty much round it off to 100%!

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Nanaki

What a rough estimation… but I guess that’s another good thing about you.

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Akuta

Will you two keep shredding with me?

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Kinari

Of course.

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Nanaki

We’re already here, so why not?

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Akuta

TAKE 2, we ball!!

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Akuta

Nrrgh! Try to not turn before jumping…!

*Akuta slides down*

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Nanaki

That was good.

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Akuta

Try popping off the edge more!

*Akuta slides down*

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Nanaki

Oooh… you got better.

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Akuta

Control how much the board turns!

*Akuta slides down*

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Nanaki

(But like…)

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Kinari

Switching to manual mode in order to accommodate for changes in brightness when panning the camera.

*Akuta slides down*

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Kinari

Next, I should zoom out to capture the entire slope.

*Akuta slides down*

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Kinari

Please wear a more cornered expression to portray the image of a snow shark chasing you.

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Nanaki

(Akuta’s becoming better and better at snowboarding, but isn’t Azekawa-san getting too into filming…?)

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Akuta

More more more!!

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Kinari

We should be able to get some good footage this time.

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Kinari & Akuta

TAKE 31!!

  1. Intermediate slopes.

  2. A snowboarding trick where you perform a switch via an ollie (switch is explained in footnote 9, ollie is explained in the next footnote).

  3. A riding switch is when you switch your leading foot while snowboarding.

Translation
jelly
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niri, aca, aurora
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