New Year’s with my bro

Part 1

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HAMA House – 2F Hallway

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Toi

I’m so excited to do my New Year's shrine visit1 with Ani-sama~!

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Ryui

Yeah, me too. Do you have everything with you? Hand warmers and all?

HAMA House – Dining Room

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Renga

All I’m asking is for you to practice hanetsuki2 with me since the New Year’s special program’s gonna happen soon!

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Liguang

Stop causing a ruckus so early into the year.

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Akuta

By the way, Renga-san. Wouldn’t it be super hard to play with that doll thingy attached to your paddle?

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Nagi

Akuta, I think that’s a decorative hagoita.3 Jiro-san might get mad if we break it.

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Ryui

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Toi

Is everyone planning on playing Hanetsuki? That sounds like fun.

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Ryui

Toi, we should get goin’ before they—

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Akuta

Oh me, oh my!? Are my eyes deceiving me or do I spy with my little eyes, Boss~!?!

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Ryui

…Tch, already fucking saw us.

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Renga

Oh, Ryui! Ryui, can you help me practice!?

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Nagi

Boss…

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Ryui

No. Toi and I are gonna do our New Year's shrine visit.

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Toi

Ani-sama would look so cool elegantly smashing a birdie… I wish I could see it…

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Ryui

Oi, hand over the paddle. I’ll show you assholes how it’s done.

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Renga

Oh, great! You’re a lifesaver! Then I’ll watch you play first… Do you mind playing with Nagi?

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Ryui

Sure. Come at me, Hachinoya. I’ll drench that dumb face of yours in ink.

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Nagi

Whoa… Ryui’s all fired up. Got it. Then I’ll do my best too. I’ll make a good punching bag at least. I think. Probably.

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Akuta

Does that mean our tournament bracket’s all done and dusted!? In that case~ I’ll take care of all the filming and… Liguang-san can be the referee!

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Liguang

Oi, stop trying to get me involved…

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Toi

Good luck, Ani-sama~!

HAMA House

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Liguang

…One for Hachinoya.

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Renga

Nagi won again!? Nagi, you’re so good at this!

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Nagi

Honestly, I’m surprised too. I never thought I’d see the day when all that dexterity from catching falling objects would come to help me, and in hanetsuki no less.

Sorry Ryui, I don’t make the rules, so.

Nagi draws on Ryui’s face

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Ryui

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Akuta

Boss, you’re totally eating the look~! I guess when you get on Boss’s level, you look lit as hell even with your face painted on!

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Nagi

Yeah, I agree with Akuta. It suits you really well, Ryui.

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Ryui

Don’t fuck with me, you bastards!!! We’re goin’ again!

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Toi

Ahhh, Ani-sama looks so cute with doodles all over his face~!! Good luck in the next round too~!!

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Renga

I’m getting all fired up just from watching…! This match might be over quicker than expected, so— Liguang, you’re going up against me next!

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Liguang

Oi, Older Shiramitsu.

All warfare is based on deception.4 A match isn’t just about taking everything that comes your way head on.

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Ryui

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Liguang

You watched RYDIN5 last night, right? There are different strategies when it comes to playing, just like how there are various fighting styles.

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Ryui

(…I see. Then in that case—)

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Toi

Good luck, Ani-sama~!!

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Ryui

Play time’s over for you, Hachinoya—

I’ll smash you to pieces!!!

  1. A major Japanese New Years tradition where your first visit to a buddhist temple or shinto shrine (typically within the first four days of the new year) is said to bring a fresh start to the year.

  2. Hanetsuki is a racket game similar to badminton played around the New Year in Japan. The rules of the game are similar to badminton except when one person loses, they get their face marked/doodled with ink.

  3. A rectangular racket board used to play hanetsuki. In recent years, the object has become a good-luck charm used for decoration.

  4. Quote by Sun Tzu.

  5. Parody of the fighting show RIZIN.

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