No Bleeding!

Part 1

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HAMA House – Living Room

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Akuta

Yo guys, I have some BIG news! Some ultra-giga-super-mammoth-sized shocking big news~!!

…Huh? Wait…

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Chief

Hey Akuta-kun.

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Akuta

Teacher~, where is everyone? I wrapped up filming ASAP just to make it back for dinneeeeer.

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Kaede

(I’m a chief, not a teacher… But, I mean, he usually calls me “Teach” anyways, so it’d be kinda weird to switch now…)

Everyone from the Noon Team finished eating and left.

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Akuta

No way for reaaaals!? Ahh, dammit. Then I guess I’ll just tell you then, Te…ach…

Ahem.

Guess what?! The famous movie South by SouthEast1 is currently being shown in theatres!

Aaand not to mention they’ll be showing the unreleased director’s cut of it! Even I’ve never seen that!

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Kaede

Wow… that sounds great. I’ve heard of the movie before, but I’m sorry to say I’ve never actually watched it…!

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Akuta

Huh? Why are you sorry? It’s great that you’ve never watched it.

‘Cause no matter what movie it is, you only get to experience watching it for the first time once.

Which meeeaaans, there’s still plenty of chances for you to get a taste of that exciting feeling. Not gonna lie, I’m honestly kinda jealous!

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Kaede

You know what, you’re right. Those were some wise words just now, Akuta-kun.

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Akuta

You ain’t seen nothing yet. My words are filled with nothing BUT wisdom~.

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Kaede

Haha, yeah.

Well then… I might as well make some time tomorrow to go watch.

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Akuta

Oh, then wanna go together? There’s a special deal tomorrow, buy 1 ticket, get 1 free.

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Kaede

I see! That sounds great.

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Akuta

Then it’s a deal!

The next morning

HAMA House

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Kaede

Morning, Akuta-kun. Sorry for the wait.

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Akuta

‘Sup~. Then, let’s go~. It’s movie time!

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Kaede

You’re not bringing anything with you? Are you sure you don’t need a bag?

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Akuta

Tsk tsk tsk. I brought the most important thing… myself! Also, as long as I have my phone, we’re a-okay!

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Kaede

I see. What a neat way of thinking.

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Akuta

Hehe… Keep the praises coming~!

Movie Theatre

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Kaede

(The concession stand looked really crowded, I wonder if Akuta-kun will be okay by himself? He did say he’d get drinks for the both of us…)

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Akuta

I’ve brought the drinks! And since there’s 2 of us, I bought a large popcorn, too! We gotta share it.

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Kaede

Wow, that’s big… it’s almost the size of Shumai. I don’t know if we can finish it.

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Akuta

No worries, no worries. My tummy is completely empty, so we should be good.

Oh, right. Here.

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Kaede

This is…


1. Popcorn seasoning

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Kaede

Wait, is this popcorn seasoning?

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Akuta

Yeah! It acts as a nice flavour change if you put it in halfway through the bag~.

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Kaede

Wow… I’ve never done that before, but it sounds amazing. I want to try it.

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Akuta

I have “Pudding of the Sea – Soy Sauce Sea Urchin” flavour, or “Spicy Dandan Noodles with Milk and Soy Sauce” flavour… Pick your poison~.

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Kaede

(What an intriguing selection…)


2. Ketchup

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Kaede

Ketchup…? Do we put it on the popcorn?

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Akuta

Our hands’ll get dirty if we put it on directly… so first take a popcorn and put it in your mouth…

And then take a slurp of the ketchup! You’ll get a taste of America in your mouth!

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Kaede

Wh-What a sacrilegious way of eating…!


Choices end here


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Akuta

Oh, the trailers are starting.

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Kaede

The time really flew by while we talked about popcorn. Thanks for inviting me today, Akuta-kun.

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Akuta

It’s still too early to thank me. We still have 2.5 hours of fun left to enjoy!

  1. Parody of North by Northwest (1959).

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