RESET≠ASTRONAUTS

Track 2

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Kaguya Household – Living Room

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

WHAAAAAAA! I’M SORRYYYYYYYYYY!

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Nanaki

K-Kiroku…! What are we supposed to do in this situation…!?

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Kiroku

First… calm down, Nanamegi…

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Akuta

What’s wrong, Princess-Pie? You didn’t do anything wrong, there there, don’t cry.

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Ushio

…Um. What do you think you’re doing to her?

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Nanaki

U-Ushio…?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

UJ-UJIO-KUN! WHAAAAAAAAHH!

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Ushio

So I assume you guys are ready to face the societal consequences of 3 men ganging up on a little girl, correct? You have 5 seconds to explain yourselves. Not that I care about what you have to say.

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Akuta

YOU’RE WRONG! It’s, um, all a misunderstanding…! Erm… These are, uh, false accumulations!

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Kiroku

…It’s, false accusation.

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Nanaki

W-We really didn’t do anything! We just asked her what’s wrong…!

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

WHAAAAAAAAHHHH…!

*Muneuji comes over*

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Muneuji

What is the matter, Princess?

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Kaede

A-Are you okay? Did something happen…!?

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Ushio

These idiots made her cry.

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Nanaki

Th-That’s not true! We just spoke to her, and then she suddenly started crying…

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Akuta

Exactly! Maybe she got scared by something? Her face is all scrunched up.

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Kiroku

Maybe we’ll know, what happened… if we ask her…

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Kaede

Huh…? Is that a walkie-talkie toy she’s holding?

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Muneuji

!

Princess, did you take this from my room?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

WHAAAAAAAHHHHH! I’M SOWWYYYYY…!

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Muneuji

(……I see.)

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Muneuji

Princess, fear not. I intend on forgiving you no matter what, since your cute existence could do no wrong.

Now come here, your brother will listen to your explanation.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

*hiccup* Uuueeuue…! I was playing in your room…

…With this …And then the first voice man disappeared!

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Kaede

First voice man? What’s she talking about…?

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Ushio

…I’m pretty sure the transceiver she’s holding has a recording function. Maybe the recording saved inside got deleted or something?

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Nanaki

Ohh, I get it. How about we check it out?

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Muneuji

…A fine idea.

*The recording plays*

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Twinkle twinkle little star~ ……

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Kaede

(That’s her voice, right?)

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Muneuji

(…As I suspected, everything was erased.)

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

I’m sorry… *hiccup*… Uu… uuuueeeeueueue…!

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Muneuji

…There is no need to apologize.

Now that your lovely singing voice is saved inside, I have a new recording to treasure.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

…Onii-chan…!

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Muneuji

Come, let me give you a hug.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

*hiccup hiccup*… Uuueueuu…!

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Muneuji

There there.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Hic… *sniffle*

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Akuta

…Can I hug her too?

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Nanaki

But why…? Though, I get you’re relieved that Princess stopped crying.

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Kiroku

…Here’s a, tissue… for her.

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Muneuji

Mm, thank you.

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Muneuji’s Mother

The stew is here… Hm? Oh my. Sorry our princess is causing you boys trouble…!

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Muneuji

It is alright. How about we have her join us for lunch?

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Muneuji’s Mother

Thank you for being a good brother, Muneuji. Sachie-san, can you prepare a portion for her too?

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Sachie

Of course, I’ll bring it right away.

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Muneuji’s Mother

Here’s your long awaited super sweet stew. There’s plenty leftover, so eat as much as you want.

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Kaede

Wow, thank you so much!

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Akuta

The time has finally come… The gates to the stew of Valhalla are within reach… *pant pant*

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Muneuji

Princess, it looks like your tears have stopped. Look, it’s your favourite stew, would you like to eat it together with me?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

…Okay. I wanna sit on your lap!

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Kaede

(She was just crying a while ago, but now she’s already smiling. …So cute.)

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Akuta

Don’t mind if I bone apple my teeth!

…!?

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Muneuji

What do you think?

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Akuta

THAT’S INSANELY SWEET! But soooooo good~~!! The sweetness is like, so goated my head is… going numb… Oh, a nosebleed.

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Kaede

Hold still, Akuta… There we go, all nice and clean.

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Kiroku

It’s super, sweet… but really good…!

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Ushio

…Yeah.

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Nanaki

Huh, you’re eating it just fine. I thought you didn’t like sweet food.

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Ushio

This stew is an exception. I’ve been eating it since way back when, so I’m used to the taste.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

It’s so good, Onii-chan!

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Muneuji

Princess, your precious cute clothes will get dirty. You have to hold your spoon properly.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

I aaaaam.

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Akuta

Hehe, and that’s what I call picture perfect. Want me to take an intergalactic video of you later?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

What’s an in-ter-ga-lac-tic video?

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Akuta

A video that showcases allll your cuteness! Let’s take one later!

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Okay!

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Nanaki

Then let’s record you singing. That Twinkle Twinkle Little Star earlier was really good.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Mister, are you a singing teacher?

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Nanaki

Huh? Um, I’m not a singing teacher, but… I really love music.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Then you’re just like me! Let’s be friends!

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Nanaki

Ahaha, thanks.

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Ushio

Princess, Panda is extremely annoying, so I’d think it over if I were you.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

But you’re friends, right?

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Ushio & Nanaki

We are not.

Stop copying me.

Tch…

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

??

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Ushio

Uhh, um, so like… Muu-chan is my friend. You should remember that for the future.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Then… you aren’t friends…?

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Muneuji

Do not worry, everyone here from the Noon Team are all my friends, Uu-chan and Nanamegi included. We were all able to build a peaceful friendship.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

…Yeah! Kiroku-kun's one of your friends too! He’s Shiki-chan’s big brother!

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Kiroku

…Yeah…

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Akuta

Ushio I can forgive, but it’s not fair that she knows Kiroku by name~!

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Kiroku

W-We pick her up, from kindergarten… a lot, so…!

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Kaede

Oh yeah, your sister goes to the same kindergarten as Muneuji-kun’s, right?

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Kiroku

*nods*

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Muneuji

One day she will come to remember your names. After all, she is a fan of Day2.

Right, Princess?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Yeah!

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Kaede

Princess, is your oshi in Day2 your big brother?

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Ummmm… Well…

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Ushio

It’s pretty much a given.

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Muneuji’s Little Sister

Ehehe! I love my big brother the most!

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Muneuji

Heh, you are also my favourite person. I must be diligent, so as to remain your favourite person forever.

The next day

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HAMA Tours – Conference Room

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Sakujiro

Then, if there are no objections… Tanegashima shall officially be the destination for the feature study tour with Kaguya-kun as the main host.

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Akuta

Bet~!! I’mma equip some kibi dango and get on my oni extermination game~!!1

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Sakujiro

Isotake-kun, you must not go and storm Onigashima by yourself.

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Nanaki

Tanegashima, huh… I wonder what it’s like.

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Kiroku

…I’m looking, forward… to it.

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Kaede

Okay, let’s start working out the schedule right away. Muneuji-kun, you wanted to see the space launch, right?

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Muneuji

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Ushio

Muu-chan?

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Muneuji

Hm?

Ah yes, how water bears came from space? I myself am quite interested in verifying the Panspermia theory—

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Ushio

No, we’re discussing the schedule for the study tour. You said you wanted to watch the space launch happening on Tanegashima, right?

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Muneuji

Indeed. If possible, I would like to plan the study tour around the launch date.

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Ushio

…Is what he said.

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Kaede

? Alright. Then I’ll adjust the schedule accordingly.

Anything else you’d like to prioritize, Muneuji?

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Muneuji

Yes, the problem, however, is that since water bears are not invincible, I do not think they could withstand the superheating that happens during atmospheric entry.

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Kaede

Sakujiro-san, don’t you think we should be concerned about Muneuji-kun? He seems… distracted.

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Sakujiro

Hmm, yes. I do find it a bit worrisome. But it is not unusual for Kaguya-kun to get deeply absorbed in certain topics.

It is our duty as adults to watch over him for now. …After all, he must have his reasons for being like this.

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Kaede

Hmm, I guess so…

(To be fair, it’s only been a day since we barged into his house for that kyudo experience… Maybe he’s just feeling tired.)

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Akuta

Then with that being said, meeting adjourned~! C’mon, let’s get back already and have ourselves a movie night!

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Kaede

Hey, don’t stay up too late! Make sure you sleep early!

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Muneuji

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HAMA Street

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Akuta

Guys, I know we’re going for a space launch, but is Tanegashima related to space or something?

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Kiroku

I think… there’s a space centre, there…

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Akuta

Space…

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Nanaki

Space launches are often shown live on TV, so that’s like the first thing that comes to mind when people think of Tanegashima.

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Akuta

So what you're saying is… Tanegashima is calling my intergalactic movie director name…!?

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Ushio

…I literally have no idea how you came to that conclusion.

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Akuta

It has to be a sign from the cosmos!

Which means you bet we’ll be having some cracked back to back sci-fi movie nights until the study tour! Be there, or be square at the Akuta Starship!

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Kiroku

Okay…

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Ushio

Yeah, I’m not coming. It’s probably just gonna be some weird looking alien movie.

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Nanaki

And besides, the chief told us to sleep early, so I’ll pass.

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Akuta

Urrgh, so right now it’s just the me and Kiroku duo? Muneuji, how about—

*looks around* …Huh!? Muneuji ain’t here!

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Kiroku

…Kaguya’s got, something to do… at home… so we split up, when we… left the office…

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Ushio

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Nanaki

What’s up? Don’t just stop like that.

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Ushio

…I forgot something.

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Nanaki

Huh?

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Ushio

You guys don’t have to wait for me.

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Akuta

We’re gonna start on schedule, so c’mon over and join us if you change your mind!

Night time

*Muneuji draws and shoots*

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Kaguya Household – Kyudo Hall

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Muneuji

*exhale*

(I missed again…)

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Ushio

I knew I’d find you here. What? Are you aiming for a hyaku-i contest2 right now?

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Muneuji

Uu-chan…

(I suppose it would be improper of me to ask why he’s here.)

Would you like to take some shots too?

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Ushio

…Sure. I didn’t get to shoot yesterday, so I guess I could.

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Muneuji

  1. Akuta is referencing the folktale of Momotaro. In the story, Momotaro sets out to fight oni on the island of Onigashima and along the way, he makes friends with the animals he meets by giving them each a kibi dango (a ricecake treat made using millet). In this case, Tanegashima sounds like Onigashima, so Akuta made the wrong assumption.

  2. The hyaku-i contest (one hundred shot contest) is a kyudo contest where contestants fire 100 arrows and the person who hit the target the most out of those 100 shots gets declared the winner.

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