Pair Talk

Oi Nishizono, you said somethin' about wanting to conquer alcohol or some shit, right? Drink with me next time. We can ask Natsume to open the bar for us.

We can ask him to do that for us!? I see... So I'm not the only one... Alright, Ryui. We'll tackle this together!

The hoverboard you have looks convenient. And it's cool too. You think I'd be able to pull it off as well?

Huh? I mean if you practice then even a baby could do it. ...I don't mind letting you borrow it.

Ah, Ryui~, can you do something about Toi's fortune telling kink? I'd rather he talk to me without bringing that kinda stuff into it.

...I'll let him know, but you better not have said anything to hurt him, bastard.

Oh Kamina. Sorry, but while I'm gone, can you make sure no shitty bugs’ll bother Toi? If it's you, I can rest easy.

Got it. Ryui is so mindful of others. I'll keep in mind that Toi is bad with bugs.

...!! O-Oi, Lu you bastard... Those tickets, don't tell me they're the ultra rare tickets for the Bantamweight World Series...!?

Oh...? you're well-versed, Older Shiramitsu. Perfect timing, I happen to have an extra ticket. I was just looking for someone to take it.

Oi Isotake, if you're free, we're goin' to the game center. Hurry up.

Roger that boss! Akuta Isotake will be ready in 30 seconds flat!

Oi, Kiro, if someone's makin' funna you then tell me. Is it Kurama? It's definitely Kurama. Aight, I'll slug him good for you.

*shakes head aggressively*...!! Ryui-kun, that's not... ah... he's not listening... anymore......

Nanamegi. The playlist you made for the store's BGM is pretty damn popular. Tosaka vibes with it.

Ah, that's good. It's the first time anyone's told me their pet robot likes it, so I'm happy.

I feel as if I often run into Ryui-san at train exhibitions. Am I perhaps hallucinating it...?

Probably a hallucination. Definitely a hallucination.

Oi Kurama, follow me out back. I'll beat that twisted personality of yours back into shape.

Um, are you extorting me right now? You do know that no person in their right mind would go with you if you say that to them?

...I dunno if it's okay to ask, but Raito-san, you're the rumoured Golden Yasha that led that fight team, yeah?

Yes, that's most likely me. "EDG3" ...has already been disbanded, but it was a good bunch of fellows.

I was informed that you ride a white horse, but if I may, where exactly do you keep it? Perhaps, you are not the real Ryui Shiramitsu-sama?¹

...What?

Chii feels like he's seen Ryu-nyan wear TuRyStA's clothes before? OMG, no way! Don't tell me, you're a TuRyStA lover like Chii??

...No. It's 'cause of Toi. But I mean, the style doesn't suck ass.

Ah, Ryui-san, you down to game today? SP6, first to 10.²

What, planning on giving me a handicap? Aight, I'll play with you. But don't go malding when I beat your ass.

Oi Domeki, don't you dare try to approach Toi. You'll be a bad influence on him.

What a harsh thing to say. I'm disappointed... Even though Toi treats me so well.

Oi, Hachinoya... The fuck? Why are you standing there like that?

Ah, Ryui. You came at just the right time. I accidentally stepped in Netaro's something or other bird trap. It would be great if you could help me.

Toi, your hair is a little messy. Stay still for a sec, I'll fix it for you.

Wah... Thank you, Ani-sama. I knew my Ani-sama is the bestest is the world... I can feel my heart pounding...

Ryui. Will you come visit me again tonight? I've prepared a special, sweet treat for you.

Yeah, got it. Thanks Natsume... I can rest easy if it's you...r alcohol.

Hey Ryui~, I've conceptualized a number of ideas for my next invention, but which should I start with?

One that's safe. Actually, if you even think about making anything dangerous I'll fucking end you.